Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Waist Rope
So I have nothing I feel like sharing with anyone that's of real value, so for now, because I need a new post, I leave you with a little short story.
A farmer is tending his field with his big tractor one fine afternoon and in the distance on one of the hilltops he sees what looks like to be a human-like figure, swaying back and forth in the wind bend in half at the waist, dangling by a rope. He shrugs it off intending to deal with it when he makes it closer to the hilltop.
So later that afternoon he finally makes his way near the tree to see that it's a blonde woman dangling in the wind by her waist and he asks, 'ma'am? Ma'am are you alright?'
With depression in her tone of voice she replies, 'No... I'm tired of life so I thought I would use this tree and rope to kill myself'
The man hesitates for a second due to confusion and says 'If you were trying to kill yourself then why have you put the rope around your waist?"
She suddenly looked up at him with nothing but irriation on her face and sarcasticly said, 'well if I put the rope around my neck I wouldn't be able to breathe!'
GOULET!
A farmer is tending his field with his big tractor one fine afternoon and in the distance on one of the hilltops he sees what looks like to be a human-like figure, swaying back and forth in the wind bend in half at the waist, dangling by a rope. He shrugs it off intending to deal with it when he makes it closer to the hilltop.
So later that afternoon he finally makes his way near the tree to see that it's a blonde woman dangling in the wind by her waist and he asks, 'ma'am? Ma'am are you alright?'
With depression in her tone of voice she replies, 'No... I'm tired of life so I thought I would use this tree and rope to kill myself'
The man hesitates for a second due to confusion and says 'If you were trying to kill yourself then why have you put the rope around your waist?"
She suddenly looked up at him with nothing but irriation on her face and sarcasticly said, 'well if I put the rope around my neck I wouldn't be able to breathe!'
GOULET!
// posted by JP @ 1:15 p.m. 
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thats horrible Josh! .... hey geuss what? I signed up for my spring courses the other day! Back to study yet again~ Be blessed!
You're not like the blonde in the tree tho schmo, you're a smart blonde! When I think of a dumb blonde, I think of a valley girl... like... hmm.. like hilton Paris... and I know that's not nice, but that'd be the type of dumb blonde I get in my mind when I think of it. :)
lol!!!! nice Josh.... or i mean like totally cool *said in vally girl voice* hahaha... pretty sure ic ouldn't be valley even if i tried!
Wow... I just re-read my comment about Paris Hilton and I have no idea why I put 'hilton paris'... Maybe I shouldn't talk about blonde's being dumb... I seems to be heading down the same path.. yikes!
Ewwww... Josh's comment just made me picture him in a long blonde wig. Wrong. Very, very wrong.
P.S.: STUPID COMMENT SYSTEM!!!!
P.S.: STUPID COMMENT SYSTEM!!!!
I got one for ya.
"A Canadian Soldier, after returning from several tours including Afghanastan, is taking some courses at a local college. The professor, a professed Athiest, walks into class one day, goes to his podium and says "If God is real I'll give him 15 minutes to nock me down and prove he's real". So 8 or 9 minutes passes and nothing has happend, the teacher is wistling and smiling. At the 10 minute mark the soldier gets up, walked to the front of the class and punches the teacher right in the mouth, nocking him on his rear. A few minutes pass and the teacher comes to, gets up and askes "What the hell did you do that for" The soldier replys "God is busy right now protecting the soldiers that are bringing peace to the world, and insuring that you have the right to say stupid Sh*t like that, so he sent me"
I thought it was a good one, hope someone else appreciates it.
"A Canadian Soldier, after returning from several tours including Afghanastan, is taking some courses at a local college. The professor, a professed Athiest, walks into class one day, goes to his podium and says "If God is real I'll give him 15 minutes to nock me down and prove he's real". So 8 or 9 minutes passes and nothing has happend, the teacher is wistling and smiling. At the 10 minute mark the soldier gets up, walked to the front of the class and punches the teacher right in the mouth, nocking him on his rear. A few minutes pass and the teacher comes to, gets up and askes "What the hell did you do that for" The soldier replys "God is busy right now protecting the soldiers that are bringing peace to the world, and insuring that you have the right to say stupid Sh*t like that, so he sent me"
I thought it was a good one, hope someone else appreciates it.
I must say I enjoyed that as well. You shoulda posted that joke as a blog, but I guess this works too. Dawn, Scott has a blog now too in case you didn't know.. he got it today, look how cantagious it is! Scott? You're a conformist! White ninja conformist! haha! Just kidding (about the conformist, because you really are a white ninja)
Are you just nervous because you don't like needles? Just think, it could be worse, they could be going into your eye socket!
Are you just nervous because you don't like needles? Just think, it could be worse, they could be going into your eye socket!
SJ (Scott Jacob), and if you have a look at the picture linked to my blog account that is the drawing Josh did for me from a photoshoping of several other photos I got off the interweb. And this Saturday i'm going to be having it permanatly inked onto my leg (hense the needle)
I'm definatly not a fan of needles, and i'm kind of a woose. But I give blood so it shouldn't be that bad. The needle for giving blood is bigger and longer, but it's only once, as a tat is thousands of times.
Peace.
I'm definatly not a fan of needles, and i'm kind of a woose. But I give blood so it shouldn't be that bad. The needle for giving blood is bigger and longer, but it's only once, as a tat is thousands of times.
Peace.
Needles? Not fun. I can do them, but I don't look. When I was little I made myself so scared about a needle that I threw up. In the middle of the office waiting room. That was a fun day for my mom.
I have the sudden urge to drive around and yell at people.
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